I have some good news, and some bad news for you~ The bad news is: well, you're all alone and horny. But then there's the good news: you're all alone and horny. Isn't that perfect? Time to yourself, to just lie back and relax and focus on you. Hmm what could be better?

Because you see while you may be alone - there is someone who can "take care" of that horny problem for you.

Original File by u/rockinrowla